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  • N+

    I always thought ninjas were sneaky wee fuckers that somersaulted into your room at night, shurikened your missus, stabbed you in the heart & scarpered before someone finds the bodies. It turns out that’s just a myth…

    (26/07/2010 – Reviews – No Comments)
  • Stalker: Shadow of Chernobyl

    This is by far the most infuriating game I have played this year. I cannot remember getting this frequently and this extremely hacked off by a game since I was a stroppy pubescent twat silently howling at the ceiling after being cheated yet again by Mortal Kombat 2 on my [...]

    (09/07/2010 – Reviews – No Comments)
  • Modern Warfare 2

    A bit like Keanu Reeves at the beginning of Point Break. Except you’re in the desert and it isn’t raining.

    (15/01/2010 – Reviews – 1 Comment)
  • X-Blades

    X-Blades has all of the ingredients to be a great example of a hack ‘n’ slash, but it seems the developer under-cooked them.

    (10/11/2009 – Reviews – No Comments)

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  • Hidden Agenda

    I’m in a bind.
    It’s about two years into my term as president.  My promises to improve the economy have left me little choice but to cut back on costs whever possible - the country’s in a staggering amount of debt, and the hungry people I so desperately wanted to feed had to be dispersed by [...]

    (09/07/2010 – Articles – No Comments)
  • The State of the Nation (Or why I learned to stop worrying and move back to Morrowind) – An Open letter to the next Emperor

    When the next door neighbour is someone called “Goblin Jim” it’s a pretty fair bet that the height of Leylandii aren’t going to be number one on the list of possible neighbourly disputes…

    (16/04/2010 – Articles – No Comments)
  • Grumpy Old Gamer

    XBox Live: This should be the greatest thing ever, what we spent 25 years waiting for. But it’s not.

    (02/01/2010 – Articles – No Comments)
  • Amsoft Presents…

    If you owned a CPC the chances were that the first game you ever played was by Amsoft, Amstrad’s own in house software publisher. But why did a computer manufacturer decide to publish its own games and why did Amsoft vanish virtually overnight?

    (16/12/2009 – Articles – 1 Comment)

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